"i believe that newton could hold a problem in his mind for hours and days and weeks until it surrendered to him its secret"-jonh maynard keynes, on sir Isaac Newton.

Abstinence is actually quite easy. Just try what I do. Whenever you are prompted to indulge in an orgy of spending, or something equally foolish, even though it were an absolute requirement, just ask yourself this question-

'appadi enna pudungitennu ippo enakku idhu?'

an interesting variant of the same question is,

'idha vechi enna pudunga poren'.

The first one, makes me feel guilty, about being a good-for-nothing, when it is crystal clear that I am, but I still am not comfortable walking around with a tag like that. The second one is both a deterrent, and is less annoying in that there is less to come to terms with my actual shortcomings. But this technique is only for worthless people, whose net present value would make the books of bear sterns look neat and those whose levels of self-esteem is equal to the level of water in chembarambakkam eri in the month of may.

The burkit road-venkatnarayana road junction presents a remarkable sight-amidst the heat, haze and dust of the city, there is a beautiful tree with fully bloomed flowers, white ones, coloring the entire landscape, offsetting the garish and straight-edged glass building right behind it. A beautiful piece of geometry, right in front of the perfect edges that poirot would have approved of.

Dichotomy.

Life is like that, wouldn't you agree?

Spirituality? you laugh!

The way to realization is suffering.

Come now, do not mock. Madness you say?

The cost of making a wedge-Rs 1000

The cost of material purchase -Rs 8000

look on the prof's face after he notices your blunder and realizes that everything was a waste?-priceless.

Do tell me the story of your past. Would you? No? Why are you so uncomfortable with the past? Can you not come to terms? A lot of denial is only madness. Wink, and the year is gone, the flowers bloom and fade. The lovely green fields will soon be flooded. Oh yes, there will be floods. Will there be hope?

No? randomness is a good answer!

Yes, there is something to hope for. Even the law of large numbers says that everything tends towards the average over repetitions. Human behavior must be subject to this too.

No you say?

The masala dosai, has to have a basic requirement-masala. The dosai, as any idiot would agree is the primary ingredient. Without it, it is only masala. It is like a drilling machine that is not a machine. Mysore bonda that is not bonda. Someone has to remind the staff at the canteen to stuff some masala into a dosai before I start a saalai mariyal right outside the canteen. It is not technically a saalai, just a sandhu. so, a sandhu mariyal then. Don't even get me started on the ghee masala roast.

Come now, put your ear to your heart and listen to what it says. Of course you cannot, and that is why you say No! Listen to the river, or go ask those flowers. Ask them what hope is. Ask the little girl at the traffic signal, looking at the skies for redemption. Do you see her face? Poor thing you say? But things even out, yes? God is not heartless. just a clever illusionist who deceives us into deceiving ourselves.

You see those crushed flowers on the road. Do they scream in agony?

Go on then.

i repeat, suffering is the first step towards realizing.

realizing what, you ask? Ah, now, therein lies the answer to everything.

Cheers.

'mortals, congratulate yourselves that so great a man has lived for the honor of the human race'

-sir isaac newton's epitaph at the westminster abbey.

References

http://news.softpedia.com/news/What-is-ergodicity-15686.shtml

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law_of_large_numbers

A little kid wearing a sleeveless with an american university's logo on it in the middle of nowhere in a hamlet in kumbakonam. His face lights up when a plastic top unwinds and hits the dusty earth and spins perfectly, and finally topples to its inevitable fall. He picks up the top and tries to weave the cord around it and keeps trying again until he sees the top spin. satisfaction. happiness.

I am not sure if he would have noticed had the world stopped around him as he was wrapping the cord around. The only thing he knows is the top, and that when the top spins, he smiles.

He spots my friend's camera, comes up to him and asks him to take a picture. My friend obliges. The boy looks at his face on the slr's display, and runs back happily.

I don't see how life can get any simpler.

A bus, a mini bus, squeezes in as so many people, that all you are when you get out of it is your own pulp. The ever persistent honking is just another habit, a lifestyle statement.

A million little thaeneer viduthis and cool bars line the road at the end of the lower anaicut towards jeyamkondan and gangai konda cholapuram, with the occasional sight of the tender coconuts.

A dilapidated bus stand guards the fortress like structure of the temple. Adjoining the walls of the temple are walls of huts, thankfully not destroyed citing the words 'heritage', 'splendor', or 'glory'. Thankfully, sensibility and the interests of the people have survived. Also, a beautiful little puddle of sewer right behind the temple walls, and leaking into the temple itself, provides a disturbing vision of something poetic tarnished by reality.

have you observed, that at times, life is beautiful like the most beautiful song?

or, that happiness dawns all of a sudden for no apparent reason when everything else is going from bad to worse?I haven't. that's why.

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I used to have glasses. I wanted to wear them again, for a host of reasons, some of them being-

#to look at life in a different way.

#to make cheap statements like above.

#my life sucks(that's quite normal).

I managed to get a poly carbonate lens which cost me one half of my stipend. The other half was for the frame, which was procured by a very smart gentleman currently in chicago. I wanted something very inexpensive, and very non-flashy, and I got the complement of it. The sum of my requirement and his procurement is 0. 1+-1.

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The sight of well organized editions of magazines in the house is a very welcome sight, as opposed to a haphazard maze of flotsam and jetsam everywhere.

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The sight of my sight in the mirror is a very strong cue from the gods to direct my attention away from vanity and narcissism, because I cannot look myself in my eyes with the glasses. They don't look bad, but they look flashy and positively gaudy. I look like a street hooker trying to pass off as an expensive escort and failing miserably in the process. I am two steps short of being asked for hourly rates. I look like the women who would appear in unimportant ads trying to pass off as young mothers and in the process fooling no one. I have become the cynosaur of all the other eyes, who ask me why I am out on the streets during the day. I used to feel very uncomfortable when someone asked me to look in their eyes, because I was definitely not fit to do that morally, but now, I don't want people to analyze my eyes with these glasses.

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A vavvaal in the house in madras in the evening. I am surprised, and very concerned. A poor bat, completely lost, in a strange and possibly vengeful world. It is not there on purpose is it? It has no direction, nor has it anyone to help it find a way. It must trust its own senses, and place its life on the hands of whatever it is that runs whatever that should be run. A struggle. Fly away. On your own. Go.

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I found excellent material for explaining concorde fallacy. After having spent my entire fortune on this 'do-it-yourself-prostitute' kit, I see that I am clearly not happy with the results. Yes, I have never been happy, that point aside, I think the sunk costs should have stopped me from buying the lens in addition to an already expensive frame. Thinking about what kind of a walking philosophical human blunder that I am, I think I quite got away with it. Time to do something even more stupid and raise the stakes of my mediocrity and valuelessness of my self esteem.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sunk_costs

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Witnessing something pleasant is refreshing.

A thulasi plant which silently sprouts tiny leaves at the junctions of stems. coffee at bakya's with a friend from a long time back. Music.

I would want my life to end like this. Looking out of the window at the rain drops fall on the thulasi leaves, listening to bhaja govindam. with a coffee tumbler in the hand, davara in another, and staring at the residual sugar coated with the golden tint of the coffee, the color of the sun washed by a waterfall, staring at the glorious radha and krishna on the picture on the wall, and.

Cheers.

நானெனும் பொய்யை நடத்துவோன் நான்
ஞானச் சுடர்வானில் செல்லுவோன் நான்
ஆனபொருள்கள் அனைத்திலும் ஒன்றாய்
அறிவாய் விளங்குமுதற் சோதி நான் !

Slow motion suicide.

http://thecontentfarm.tumblr.com/post/2975433444/how-to-sob-uncontrollably

#if you want my opinion(I have no idea why you would want mine), since I have a normal inclination to preach for free and not give two hoots about not practising it, here it is-don't take 12 C. you know, the bus, from saligramam to mylapore. Its meant for a different purpose, for transporting broken axles, loose seats and dust and filth across arcot road, venkat narayana road and rk mutt road. take the train.

The best part about being a loser is, nobody really cares, and I know this for a fact.

#Every place is expensive. I always thought eating out would turn out to be an expensive affair, but these days you have to sell your organs if you want to have a sumptuous lunch in a decent restaurant. also, if you want to buy vegetables or the occasional fruit, rice, pulses, anything that you might require to survive. So, we are being forced on a path of sainthood, hence, inflation is for the greater good of the masses.

You can be smart and successful, or you can be either. But if you are neither, you are as good as the next stray animal on the streets.

#i have never been a fan of those big fancy eat outs and I settled for a krishna sweets snack of poli. It was Rs 15 a week back, and they changed it to Rs 20 right in front of my eyes, even as lord krishna on a photo was winking mischievously. not at me, but at the indian population in general. more leelai would follow I suppose. Thankfully the poli was the same size, as opposed to saravana bavan, where dosai is being served with magnifying glasses these days.

hopes, more often than not, are merely false promises for some.

Ragi malt is excellent with heritage rather than arokya, and I don't know how my dead tongue could even discern the change. Probably because I drank it with curdled milk, or maybe I diluted one part of milk with 15 parts of corporation water. The next best thing to condensed milk is condensed milk. no contest. The next best thing to pooshnika verkadalai kootu is only that.

Every second of indulging in negativity is glorious. That is the only thing some are capable of.

The mind wanders in search of peace and happiness, and finds it in the most loveliest of the places. I was exhausted from all the travelling throughout the day, that when I reached thanjavur in the evening with a friend, I was completely drained of all feelings in the limbs. It is not an ordinary feeling to be dazed by something just by looking at it. At the periya koil, it is different-the temple looks at you, and intimidates you into submitting to its ferocity. I have always meaninglessly traveled for far too long now, in search of hope. I apparently have taken a metaphor far too seriously, to journey far and wide to find hope. I haven't yet. Neither hope, nor meaning.

Only the grand vestiges of an architectural marvel, which is yet to be surpassed in terms of the scale of the feat.

HR responses rejecting my application. A hypothetical response I always intended to send.

Dear Kathy,

I was shocked by your apology yesterday. You had sent me an email about how you were sorry and had decided to pursue other candidates for the janitorial engineer position. I am horrifed not by the rejection, but by how sad you had felt on hearing such a disheartening news-that a stranger who lives in a remote corner of the world with possible sociopathic inclinations could be rejected. I stood up after reading this letter, and started to cry. I have never cried in my life before, not even when I could not find my nail cutter. I am yet to understand how you could come to terms with the harsh terms of rejection offered to me, you poor thing.

I hope you have the support of your loving family and that with time, you will eventually be able to move on. My sincere thanks, as sincere as yours, for the faith you place in my abilities to wish me luck in my future endeavors. I am truly blessed for such noble people amidst; you have shown me that there is reward for faith in these testing times. I am sure I would have plenty of luck in my next opportunity, because of the very fact that you have wished it.

ps: In the absence of tears now,I am sending a bit of my blood sample to show you how much I care. I took the liberty to look up your address from your office directory. god bless.

there was an email from mathworks for some seminar i had registered for. The next day, i received an email thanking me for that. A response.

Dear priya at mathworks,

I am so glad by your heartfelt gesture to sincerely send me an email about how you appreciate my appreciation of your appreciative services, and I really appreciate this. I have to say, I have been getting up every single day in the hope of seeing an email from mathworks and their pious irreverence in thanking people for using their products. In fact, I just took a snapshot of the mail, and I have framed it on my wall just so that i get up every morning to see this mail that has made my life worth living.

However, in the last few days, I had registered for a lot of seminars, but I had got but one email only. I was depressed to the point that I had to seek psychiatric counsel and a prescription of anti-depressants to get through this tough phase of my life. I am still seeing nightmares of not seeing your mails. I would even tell my girl friend that I was more interested in making love to this email than to her. I had abandoned my life's goal of doing something meaningful when I realized that I would not be getting any more mails. I am sitting here, kneeling before the mathworks website, and pleading for the site to have mercy upon this poor soul, and send the thank you emails that I truly deserve.

Once again, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, liver, pancreas, small intestine...

I have used an american name, because Indian Hr's don't bother sending emails, as I found out the hard way.

Cheers.

What happens in walajah...

If you have never been on a bharathi velu bus service, you have wasted your pursuit of scientific inquiry(if you had one of those, unlike me). You will be amazed by this bus-the journey, the prelude, the epilogue, the prologue, and whatever other logs you might know of. The magical art of transforming a finite space to hold infinite amount of human resources is breathtaking. I was waiting to board the bus, or at least get the thundu through one of the windows, but I was too slow. I was bested by someone who was definitely the flash gordon of walajah. He had dexterously slipped his hand underneath and got away with thundu placement.

Lesson #1

Don't wait for the bus to empty. It is a mathematical impossibility. You are being deceived by what appears to be an illusion of a constant stream of finite passengers, but your eyes will play tricks on you. You will wait there, you will wait till every ounce of your energy is expended and you are left to puff and pant and finally faint in the bus stand hoping for a free paneer soda. Don't wait. Get inside the instant someone else tries to do. You have to follow the rebel, and not be an idiot pacifist. Fight on the first step, shout on the second because on the other side of the step waits glory, and probably some space to stand. I waited. Rookie mistake. I waited for two villages to alight, and the bus was full again. I was left to ponder. Philosophy and science had abandoned me again.

Lesson #2

Try to maximize your circumference. If you fail to do this, by the commencement of the ride, you will have enough space only to catch the last breath of your life. If you want to get down in the middle and the end point is not the destination, abort your mission.

you. are. not. getting. down. Your resistance will be crushed.

Lesson #3

never ever wear a veshti on this bus. I was praying to the good lord not for a life of vim and vitality, but only that my veshti doesn't slip away in the human mass, because it is the mathematical equivalent of a black hole. It will never be found. Neither will my dignity. Don't ask what I was doing in a veshti in arakkonam.

As I said before, What happens in walajah stays in walajah.

I am smitten. There is a reason why I must live. I have found hope. Someone just hit a F5 on my life. All this because of my sundari. She is the most gorgeous thing in the known universe. She is everything that a man can ever want, and at 18 speeds, more than what a man can want(though why one would need 18 speeds in madras will remain a mystery). My new bicycle is going to be the object of gush in this post. I am really excited even as I type this, because I think this is what is like being on a high. Ah, sundari, my reason to live. to love. A source of happiness in an otherwise decadent life(that's the obligatory disturbed view of the mentally unstable unemployed person).

உள்ளத்திலே லேகரு வங்கொண்ட போதினில்

ஓங்கி யாடித் திடுவான்- நெஞ்சில்

கள்ளத்தைக் கொண்டொரு வார்த்தைசொன் நாலங்கு

காரி யுமிழ்ந்திடு வான்...

(kannan paatu, mahakavi)

மார்கழி

I wake up every single day and remind myself that there is not a restaurant in madras where they treat human beings like human beings. I am not sure if there is cosmic irony to this, and that god wishes a place where people could be randomly placed in chairs with random food being thrown about, and they just accidentally fall into a random dish, which they tend to appreciate.

There are two people on the table behind me, where one person is screaming at the top of his voice in flawless English about his tryst with the various places he visited. Had there been a lonely planet writer there, I am sure he need not have visited any of those places to gain a working knowledge of the culture and geography. Here was a real big mike and amplifier combo who happened to be explaining the various roads he walked on or the fancy restrooms he peed in, as me and a million other people in a 15 mile radius were forced to listen to a guided tour of Vienna.

The petrol bunk is a funny place. I try to unfasten the petrol tank cap right before I get in, because of the certainty of Murphy’s laws applied to my life. Even Murphy wouldn’t have envisaged the predictability of all these laws in anyone’s life, but if anyone gets a chance to meet him, do let him know that he has found the most glorious example of someone who has fallen to almost every one of the vicissitudes of the laws. I was trying to unscrew the cap for a good ten minutes, fully aware of someone else screwing with me all the time from up there.

The mobile phones, they are creatures of the dark arts. I got my credit mysteriously reduced by Rs 40 in one night (yes, jokes about rates, night and me are in order). I wasn’t talking to anyone, not consciously. I now sleep with nightmares of negative balance, with cell phones, as it is with bank accounts, my grades in school and my life’s progress in general.

The first day of the year was truly ground breaking. I had accidentally dropped the hammer on a loose tile on the balcony, and the tile shattered, like the hopes, the dreams(and other stuff you read in paulo coelho). So, yes, ground breaking for shattering what little is left of the old tile. I am worried about the tile, you know it cannot go on like this, I mean, it couldn't take any more damage, of what little is left of it.

Along with several important things like self esteem, belief and hope, I am also abandoning my frugal way of living. I think its foolish to let yourself be carried away by unnecessary thoughts like a simple and humble lifestyle, and be a rampant and gaudy spendthrift, buying even those things that you do not want and indulge in them like a pig wallowing in the sewer. kindly do not think that I am against people who spend money like this and that I am trying to equate them to pigs. Definitely not. Trust me.

Faith in god is very important during testing times. So, when I tried to taste the poricha kootu I had made with cabbage and cucumber, I was a little uncertain of what would happen had I...So many things were to be done, the will had to be drawn, but I took the bold step. I took the plunge. Holy smokes, it was good. This experiment confirms without any bias the consistency of the existence of god hypothesis. Pascal's wager can go smoke itself into oblivion, the big daddy of the god confirming theories is here to stay.

there's a lovely January breeze in madras. Its time to fall in love with arcot district again.

வண்ண மாடங்கள் சூழ்ந்திருக் கோட்டியூர்

கண்ணன் கேசவன் நம்பி பிறந்தனில்

எண்ணெய் சுண்ணம் எதிரெதிர் தூவிடக்

கண்ணன் முற்றம் கலந்துஅள ராயிற்றே

(naalayira divya prabandam, 1st verse after thiruppallandu)

புல்லாகிப் பூடாய்ப் புலர்ந்தனாள் போதாதோ?

கல்லாய் மரமாய்க் கழிந்தநாள் போதாதோ?

அன்னை வயிற்றி லழிந்தனாள் போதாதோ?

மன்னவனாய் வாழ்ந்து மரித்தனாள் போதாதோ?

Towards the end of the blog, I have strayed into the emotionally disturbed-pathetic-helpless-frustrated- young man’s path. You can stop reading after the points to skip the melodrama.

If you do read it,

A clichéd point-the fact that I am writing this, and the fact that you are reading this means we are lucky.

Good music is always good music, and unfortunately relative and subjective.

Italicized lines are just lessons learnt, I did not mean to be sanctimonious. No preaching, no advice, not even suggestions, only an analysis of decisions/actions.

Everything was wet, inside, outside, in between. You have never understood the meaning of the phrase torrential rain until you actually travel in a bike in one. At 30 km/hr, it felt like I was hit by jet from a poorly designed water pistol aimed at the face but missing and hitting the nether regions. I don’t like to sit on anything when I am wet. (Not the kind of wet you have in mind, the less kinky and original wet.) The interesting part of the story-the lab was locked. I didn’t have the keys.

I can either complain about luck, or can rationalize: taking pre-emptive action by buying a raincoat or an umbrella (bus travel). Sensibility never comes in the way of decision making. At least in my case.

#you do not understand the actual essence of the proverbial 'its raining cats and dogs' statement until you are in one. I was talking to my maama about ramanan, and how he had forecast rains for the weekend and that it would be safe to venture out; it is reported that Barack Obama called up IMD and asked them if things went terribly wrong, as what ramanan said had actually happened-it rained.

Wildly.

People in Madras watched in awe, worried at the possible implications this might have and were shocked at the manner in which the core of their belief manner. They feel distressed that their long standing cynicism is being put to test in a very weathered(to unnecessarily and incoherently also meaninglessly use a weather related word). way. The mayans were right. Right about 2012, when ramanan's every single forecast would be accurate, that the gods would wise up to the erratic and imponderable changes the planet had undergone and kaboom. The end of the world is not nuclear weapons or wars, it is at the hands of a mysterious meteorologist.

He is definitely the harbinger of sunshine. We need better models for better forecast.

A lot of my friends are curious as regards the nature of my research. First of all, I would like to declare like Mark twain that I have nothing to declare but my absolute naiveté about my research. In very reductive terms, I don’t know. In more expanded and elaborate terms, I don’t know. So, that should give you a clue as to where you might want to start asking questions. I have no idea, about anything.

Life is the sum total of good books, good music, good food and good set of friends. its a four letter expletive without these.

I love digressing unnecessarily, and abruptly. I adore oxford commas.

I use a lot of I’s. I understand that it’s not a good thing to do. I also like hypocrisy.

I understand that success and failure is not to be questioned. They are heavily dependent on influential people, who can influence these decisions.

This is why I think the past is beautiful because its over. But I can also say the same about coffee and some women (obligatory coffee loving reference in the post).

I love logical fallacies from the language. We are so full of it all the time that we fail to see rationality at all.

I don’t know why I am implying logical correctitude to rational thinking.

The ironies of life-Child labor in one of the most premier institutes of this country, the hallowed portals of IIT. The restaurant inside the campus offers a beautiful case study of the collective callousness of this country-the boy was hardly 15, and he was cleaning a table. I am writing a blog after seeing this, because venting ire on a social forum is what is going to feed, clothe and educate him. Hypocrisy.

Happiness is not a medium or a short term pursuit because our lives are not over yet, and we never know how far we will sink, or how high we might rise.

There is a kutcheri outside. This one is not big bucks. Not garish displays of cultural snobbery. Not the vocal strains hitting one particular note with beautiful precision and producing lilting melodies. Not flawless rendering of sankarabaranam. Not the patronage of the limited few trying/pretending to understand music. Not the haughty arrogance of the few performers who instigate my spite.

I am not trying to defile the sanctity of the notion of the classical carnatic institution; it’s a part of the beautiful history of my city. I cannot stand certain things. Apologies (Impetuous).

This one is in a van.

It’s not anything new. Let’s move on.

This one is more of a survival than a song. This is a question of dignity, and of not losing it. This is a faulty cacophonous cry for a decent living.

It is true then, Life is cheap.

‘There is always hope’- Hopes don’t differentiate between survival and success. Everything will even out eventually. Hopefully. (Hypocrisy, one last time)

Maalai pozhudhin mayakathile on the radio.

அன்னை எத்தனை எத்தனை அன்னையோ?

அப்பன் எத்தனை எத்தனை அப்பனோ ?

பின்னை எத்தனை எத்தனை பெண்டீரோ?

பிள்ளை எத்தனை எத்தனை பிள்ளையோ?

முன்னை எத்தனை எத்தனை சன்மமோ?

மூடனாயடி யேனும ரந்திலேன்,

இன்ன மெத்தனை எத்தனை சன்மமோ!

Cheers.

tamil poems by pattinathaar:

#1 திருவேகம்பாலை(bottom)

#2 அருட்புலம்பல்(top)

சித்தர்களும் யோகிகளும் சிந்தனையில் ஞானிகளும்

புத்தரோடு ஏசுவும், உத்தமர் காந்தியும்,

எத்தனையோ உண்மைகளை எழுதி எழுதி வெச்சாங்க,

எல்லாந்தான் படிச்சீங்க, என்ன பண்ணி கிழிச்சீங்க?

The goal of the never ending search for doing something meaningful has come to an end. I have stopped searching. This marks the beginning of a new era, wherein I do something that I had been doing in the older era.

So, yes, it’s not exactly new. Neither is it an era. Nor a new beginning. So, this marks the.

I did not return many calls on my birthday, I was on drugs. Those paracetamol tablets can make you swirl in the fantasy land of beautiful women in no time. I woke up just as I was about to gather the courage to ask a girl out. In real life as in hallucinations, I suck. The dream girl would probably have shot me down anyway, I mean, that’s what dreams are for, aren’t they? To wildly hype a fantasy and tie it to achievability, and finally get hit by the sledgehammer of reality.

If you lived in madras, and you missed going out on December 16, you missed one of the six beautiful days of madras. Madras has six lovely weather days-two of them are imaginary. Out of the other four days, one is the rains right after the boils in the back start to swell uncontrollably due to heat; one is the day in between the rains when it stops raining. One of them is the day I was talking about-a lovely breeze the whole day, mild drizzle and sub-25 temperatures. The other is reserve, and is highly dependent on the discretion of the gods.

Anyone who asked if it was 25 F will be shot/let go upon subsequent inquiry depending on their nationality/knowledge of koppen classification.

Do you absolutely have to nod your head vigorously to appreciate carnatic music? Is there causality between them, and is the converse true-does someone nodding their head vibrate the air around with the perfect frequency that it manipulates the singer’s to produce awesome melodies? I was at a temple (yes, again, I am like that) wherein there was a big crowd of music lovers listening to someone who was apparently very good. I managed to stay there for an entire 3 minutes, which would explain that I liked it, but there was some vehement and almost hysterical carnatic head banging equivalent-along with the thaalam in the thigh. I am sure there were some sore thighs by the end of the show. The point should not be lost-had there not been a mike and a jarring loud noise and only her voice, I would have stayed longer. 4 minutes, probably.

Life is increasingly becoming pointless with every passing post, that I am planning to start a new blog just to talk about my old blog, thereby increasing the magnitude of the existing directionlessness, and I have no idea why I just coined a stupid word there. It must be to emphasize the point of pointlessness, which, in all likelihood, has already been strongly enforced in a lot of posts. So, yes, my life is pointless (needlessly, inadvertently, repeated. Actually, I repeated the needless with inadvertent, which is again, pointless repetition. I think I should stop)

Christmas is around the corner. Anyway, New Year is around the corner too. I believe there is also a welding shop around the corner. (A poorly constructed make-believe witty construct with no comic value whatsoever) I actually giggled at the joke (so-called), which must mean that something is definitely loose inside my mind.

எழுதி படிச்சி அறியாதவன் தான்

உழுது ஒழச்சி சோறு போடறான்

எல்லாம் படிச்சவன் ஏதேதோ பேசி

நல்லா நாட்டை கூறு போடறான்...

Tamil portions from songs by pattukottai kalyanasundaram

rains.

இல்லாருக்கும் செல்வர்கள் தாமே

என்பாருக்கும் தீயவர் மற்றும்

நல்லாருக்கும் முகிலே சமமாய்

நல்கும் செல்வம் நீயேயன்றோ?

Did you all know obama was here? Did you all know how the job market suddenly witnessed a spurt when he was out of US? Do you all know why he came to India?

Hint: I am here.

I want to ask this particular person in his secret service who is following me and notifying him of my activities. I have but only one question: Why are you doing this to me?(screaming on top of my voice). I have a suspicion that obama carries my voodoo doll, and sticks pins into it when he feels put out, say when his kids don't listen to him, or his wife spends too much, or when he is annoyed by listening to 'single ladies' for the thousandth time on the radio or the general problems that he faces in life.

#I am sitting here trying to ponder the heaviness in my mind. The million times the question pops into my head, and torments me with uncontrollable grief and anguish(both meaning the same), I am yet to find the answer to that simple question:

what is wrong with the puli that cooks in college hostels/canteens use for making rasam? Can't you pay more attention to it? I swear, I could have puked my pancreas out the instant I took a whiff of the rasam. It was nauseous, much worse than Indian politics.

#The signal at nandanam is god's way of getting back at me. As is everything else he is doing.But he has succeeded in riling me on this particular game. I stand there, patiently, waiting for the red to turn green, then to turn amber, then to red, then to green...until my life flashes in front of my eyes, and I die, and resurrect myself when the signal light turns green and I am in the front lines to take up the responsibility of irresponsibly changing lanes and going straight onto kottur. Some boards in madras suggest that I follow lane discipline. This statement is completely wrong for two reasons:

1. there are no lanes.

2. there is no discipline.

There have been times when I was embarrassed for not jumping a signal and doing the noble and right thing-not jump the signal. I guess I am a pretentious idiot, who is still hung up on following rules.

In keeping with the tradition of kaarthigai deepam, I watched kill bill and ate pori urundai.

note #1: Watch kill bill for the sword, and only the sword. the fights suck.

note #2: don't eat too much pori urundai, you might have problems the next morning...

I also attempted to do an unthinkable and probably the most depressing task on the planet-iron a shirt. I would like to warn you, what little self-esteem, confidence, strength, belief and motivation you have will dissipate into thin air. You will surrender to the will of fate, thinking about how this mad world imposes such hardships upon you with no apparent reason other than to make you squirm while your inability flashes before your life in those moments...we are still talking about ironing of course.I am going to find the first tailor who came up with the concept of a shirt, and make him pay in kill bill style. At one point,I stood on my feet and pressed the iron box against the shirt with all the god almighty strength given to me by satan and the crease, that crease, that maniacal, sadistic, persistent, evil crease continued to look at me and smirk. That smile made me want to run away to the end of the world(vaazhkaiyin orathirke odinen etc).

Nudist colony is a good suggestion, but I don't like nudity. Don't laugh.

http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-iron-a-shirt

The instant I want to go out somewhere, some kind of a radar attached to me seems to signal the onset of tropical thundershowers which triggers a massive downpour for the duration of my stay on the roads without umbrella/raincoat.

As I said, home is where your heart, a steaming cup of coffee and ven pongal is...

cheers.

நிலா மலர்ந்த இரவினில் தென்றல் உலாவிடும் நதியில்
நீல நிறத்துப் பாலகன் ஒருவன் குழல் ஊதி நின்றான்
காலமெல்லாம் அவன் காதலை எண்ணி உருகுமோ என் உள்ளம்!

poem at the top: bharathidasan(rains, that don't discriminate)

at the bottom: attributed to kalki(not sure)

Listen here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PCiqqFVY4Xw

Red Earth, Pouring Rain.

யாயும் யாயும் யாராகியரோ
எந்தையும் நுந்தையும் எம்முறைக் கேளிர்
யானும் நீயும் எவ்வழி யறிதும்
செம்புலப் பெயனீர் போல
அன்புடை நெஞ்சம் தாம் கலந்தனவே.

There are two ways by which you can travel to kanchipuram-the ordinary way, and the lord langote way. The ordinary way is the one in which you pay a train fare of Rs.16, endure a long and hard wait for a seat for almost the entire journey(or till chengalpattu) and finally get a seat a few hundred yards before kanchipuram east station(this is close to a lot of temples, get down here. thanks:sdk); alternatively, pay Rs 23 on a bus that takes you on a lovely tour of the scenic madras-bangalore highway at 25 kmph, spending close to 2.5 hours for traversing a distance of 75 kms. You can also see snails on the road flying past your windows(no puns on the operating system please).

Lord langote way, of course, is the AC bus. No.576, kanchipuram to t.nagar. At Rs 75, it is not something that could I afford to do everyday, but once in a while, it could be fun. I got on the bus at a temperature of 30 C, and I got off the bus at the same temperature. I am not sure the bus qualifies for being 'kulir saadhana perundhu'. Maybe 'saadhana perundhu'. I spent one half of my journey as a man of the masses, and the return trip was the lord langote way. A lovely cloudy morning, the fields all along the way wet and inviting, and I was standing for almost 2 hours on the footboard of BTL1 looking in awe at the 'singaara graamams' as one of the signs on a bus stand said.

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There might be a contrasting difference between a sivan temple and a vishnu temple, but you understand that one thing is common-indifference. Service to mankind is service to God, and in some temples both of them are denied service. Maybe the temple priests are not paid well, but do they have to take it out on the people who come here with all those false hopes and prayers that are going to fall on deaf ears anyway?(satire, take it easy) I have to ask some people in the crowd(especially the women) the following:

#just because you stand in front of the deity for a longer period, is he/she going to bless you more than the other persons behind you?

#If you had come all the way and you would want to see the god in all the glory for all eternity, doesn't applying for a job at the temple make better sense?

#does any god ever ask you to be ill-disciplined by stalling or jumping queues?

In one temple, the priest gave me vibhuti with as much interest as I had on my life(squat). In the perumal temple, I was looking askance at the shataari and the priest told me that it was closing time. If that is not a convincing answer, what is

#All the temple tanks metaphorically resembled my head-huge, but nothing inside.

#Bovonto is awesome. I really don't know why its not a success unlike a coke or a pepsi. If a willing entrepreneur is listening, I think there is quite a fan following for this drink.

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Once I was back in madras, I realized my folly. I had stumbled upon yet another blunder in my life(an everyday incident)-I did not consider the deepavali week factor in my travel equation, the AC bus mogham had created this maayai which had veiled my vision to the truth. Anyway, I got down at T.nagar bus stop, and to get to doraiswamy road, which is 100 m from the bus stand, it took me all of my energy, time, patience, will, positive thoughts, confidence, along with a strong urge to blow the entire road into smithereens to get going. The honking had produced such a pounding headache, that the left portion of my head was playing a kacheri with nothing but blaring tavil and a cacophonous nadaswaram. If someone would pull down T.nagar, or all the shops there, I would talk to obama and try to bring peace in the middle east, or teach namitha proper tamil. maybe the first one.

I managed to get inside saravana bavan, which was a sorry sight:

#A long line of women in front of the loo(really long). The idiots building the shops can't build restrooms for god's sake?

#I did not see a public toilet either, and even if there was one, people would avoid it like politicians avoid people or sensible policies-they are sparkling clean, and beautifully maintained.

#The toilets for men were provided by a what looked like the dilapidated remains of an old transformer(maybe it was working, only god knows)

Anyway, it took me 20 minutes to find a seat, 10 minutes to order coffee, 5 minutes to drink it and 2000 minutes to get back home crawling on the stupid north usman road(I paid the bill, to all the smarty pants). I am sure somebody could have travelled to singapore, watched the grand prix and could have come back in that time.

Having accomplished my mission to kill boredom for atleast half a day, I went home and crashed. So much for attainable goals.

What kin is mine to yours?

And how Did you and I meet ever?

But in love our hearts have mingled as red earth and pouring rain" 

-translation for the poem from kurunthogai(at the top)

(translation:The hindu; poem source:project madurai website) 

தீபாவளி வாழ்த்துக்கள்.

Disclaimer: This post contains some anti-breeding talk. If you don't like that and are likely to be judgemental or, if you do like it but would point out factual inaccuracies, kindly sod off.

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My cousin sister recently gave birth to a very healthy baby boy, and he is currently the talk of the entire north arcot family tree. Apparently, he is more than just a handful, and it takes the collective effort of my sister and her parents and her parents in law, and everyone in the south madras area to make him sit tight for a few minutes. I have to admit, I am baffled. completely. Why do people have kids? Some people blame karma. I blame bad contraception techniques. Or, bad plans. Or, very poor judgement of one's own intellectual, emotional, and mental abilities, which would be naturally transmitted to the offspring. For all that gas about going against what is natural to human beings, I think some would agree with me. Its a pain on the resources of the parents, the society, the state, the country and the nation and the world.(yes, yes, the universe too, don't get too smart with me)

Alternatively, the point is, some day, the earth would explode(inevitably). red giant and all that, so at that point of time, procreation is not going to help, is it? So, the next time somebody wants to have a baby, tell them about the red giant/super nova concept unless you find some way to escape the disaster(not the dmk being elected again, the other red giant)

#Never, tell other people that your child is a handful, and that he/she is a little rascal. We know that, we have seen your good self and your wife, and we are aware of your managerial skills.

#Test tubes work these days. Doesn't mean they are good parents. Parenting is an art, not engineering. Every other idiot should not become one.

#karma. Partly, maybe(based on empirical understanding of the concept). But, you are solely responsible for your own disaster. You wanted to have fun, you pay the price now.

#We should have some IQ and EQ tests before people even mate, and sign and initial these forms(this idea is from a friend of mine). You know, just so that they are aware of the implications of the levels of intelligence of their son/daughter/both and are made aware that this is what they are imposing on the society.

#If you tell me that your child is going through bad times, I will hit you on the head with a shaft, and brand those words on your head because, you were clearly aware of the best solutions for bad times.

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I decided to go for a long trip one day. So, I visited mylapore(went by train, to deliberately lengthen it) to say hi to kabaali, a good friend. He is alright, was a little upset that all the women folk were paying more attention to his wife karpagam, what with the navaraathri season and all that. He was cool with it though, he was trying to play down his problem as trivial. I was talking to him about my situation, and he joked about including my story for his upcoming thiruvilayadal version 2.0(I think he was being serious). I am pretty sure kabaali was excited when I was leaving. It was as if something of a exciting story had unfolded in the form of my narrative in front of his eyes, and I think I saw him grind his palms together in nambiar fashion.

When you start having imaginary conversations, you understand that its time for therapy.

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As the most traumatic and clinically depressing stage of life is taking its toll on me, I decided either to go to the movies or try anti-depressants. Thinking that some of my aunts might be disturbed by my open admission(and how much they would hate me for such puns), I went to see endhiran with a very good friend. Some comments are in order, in addition to the obnoxious fawning about rajni and the existing hyperbole on the net; I am going to make very few observations.

#aishwarya rai's makeup is the universal constant, in raavan and endhiran. at any given place and time, it defies normalcy.

#a little attention to detail would tell us that,in the movie, pastries is not properly spelt(what is past tense for spell?) in one scene. It is written as pasteries.(i know, my life sucks)

#Contrary to my own belief system to write out everything as rubbish and overcoming my irresistible urge to criticize and comment on almost everything under the sky, I must say, I liked the movie-some witty dialogues helped the cause(who is this chellaatha?).
#The instrumental pudiya manidha score towards the end credits was really nice.

#of course, thalaivar is awesome(my bit to the fawning).

"நெஞ்சத்துள்ளோர் பொறாமை எனும்தீ நீள்வதால் உள்ள நெக்குருகிப் போய் மஞ்சன் ஆண்மை மறம் திண்மை மானம் வன்மை யாவும் மறந்தனன் ஆகி பஞ்சையாம் ஒரு பெண்மகள் போலும் பாலர் போலும் பரிதவிப்பானாய்..."-mahakavi, on duryodhana's jealousy towards pandavas.(from this week's thuglaq)